Sarita: dude u need to just fuck someone and get it over with
Me: no no not fuck, i dont want to fuck anyone. i will be so mad at myself if i lose it to someone who goes here
Sarita Coleman: hahahah
Me: shut up
Sarita: you fail just wanna point that out
Me: NEVER SETTLE.
Sarita: settle for what?
Me: i DESERVE to lose it to a college kid
i love me some delias
can i just say
that if you’re sitting in a diner, a cute skinny blonde girl with an accent, and you meet a guy, and he says “hey come stay at my place.” and you go with him you’re going to get raped. repeatedly.
I’m still awaiting my tea wenchy
cassie: I'll love you forever, sid.
sid: you will?
cassie: yes, thats the problem.
today has been
Simply? Lovely. It’s a lets wear pajama pants and go to tech and do math with a friend and have i ce cream and tea for dinner and laugh till you cry kind of afternoon. And I feel as if I’ll sleep super well tonight. <3
Let me hear you say this shit is:...
Wake me up when September ends.
am i the only one
on tumblr that doesn’t jizz my pants over glee? my friend was watching it while on AIM with me, and he was all like “I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.” And as someone who finds everything funny, I must say, that that was the stupidest joke I’d ever heard.
promise not to promise anymore.
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
bobkelso: And even when you look away I know you think of me.
whenever benson gets a haircut, she kind of looks...
davidddddd-deactivated20130212 asked: aha stop mocking me, i made it when i was 11! :P